Note to would-be artists: The Sub-Basement is NOT a "well-ventilated area!"
On your right is an abandoned elevator shaft. No kidding.
On your left there used to be some pillars and walls that we could have sworn were structurally necessary until they tore them out in '03.
Ahead to the right is RisTheatre storage, aka fire hazard, aka, well, let's just say what Campus Life doesn't know won't hurt them.