See the orange spray paint that makes that pipe look like a candy cane? That's actually a very high-tech way of letting you know that it's a conduit for scalding water and will burn a horizontal brand in the middle of your face (or neck, if you're a taller sort). It's just too bad there aren't any lights around here to see the paint...


Under the low, burning pipe to the dusty, encrusted bike area.
Turn around.