In 2001-2, a crazy boy lived on 3 1/2. He was named Jessie (not to be confused with "Crazy Jessie"). In fact, this boy's name was Jessie C-L something hyphenated, but from the day he arrived it became Jessie CunnaLingus because of its eerie resemblance. Anyway, he had all this mountain climbing equipment, and one night he tied a harness securely to the water pipe in his ceiling (don't let Campus Life tell you they don't hold weight!) and hopped out of his window and scaled the entire wall, which includes the height of RisDining, down to the courtyard.
But that's not the impressive part. The impressive part, as people happening to look out of their windows can tell you, was the naked boy crawling past their room wearing only one strategically-placed sock!