topic: pirates vs. ninja

stealth garners no gold
sea breeze blows cherry blossoms
shogun captain hook

"Ahoy there, matey!
What's with the black pajamas?"
...heads roll 'cross the deck.

topic: the noble lemur

the nobility
of the ring-tailed lemur is
quite questionable

topic: easter/passover

why won't you fucking
leaven already, you bitch?
fuck. we got matzoh.

topic: your mother

my dear jocasta
i loved to look at your face
but now i am blind

milo says mothers
are why the mogu pillow
feels so comforting

your momma's so fat
(and i do mean really fat)
she bends nearby light

phone rings too late. why
are you upset? it is still
mother's day, psycho.

topic: hobos

physics PhD
slow job market for eggheads
brother can you spare?