(watch out for flying potatoes)
One time, a guy named Serban was playing with a potato gun. Only, not that kind of potato gun. This one was homemade, and shot whole potatoes. One day, Serban decided to aim it at the glass fire-door while people watched from the other side. These people got lots of glass and shredded potato (as it flew through the metal gratings) in their hair. It was a kind of exciting day.