The BABY Machine!

Baby Purple was the product of a reckless night of lesbian love. Later, her mothers disavowed all knowledge of babymaking, and she ended up a ward of the building.

Yes, the Baby Machine is in the Charter. Thank Brad Wilson, Jared Emerson-Johnson, and Nick James.

A poster of Baby Kama Sutra, as presented by a friendly dragon, presides over the contraption.

Choose Baby Options, such as "Blonde," "Freckles," "Myopia," "DEX STR INT," and the ever-popular "Immaculate Conception."

If you made a mistake, hit "Abort" and start over!